One of my favorite caption artists has returned to the game after a very long absence, I won't say her name, but if you check out my Tumblr reblogs recently, it's pretty obvious who it is, and that's reminded me of one of her captions from back in the day that I adored and this picture made me want to try my hand at a similar premise.
Marching Band Geek
After last week's Canva experiment, decided to try making a caption inside it. It was... interesting, slightly easier than using Paint.NET but also harder in certain respects. We'll see how this goes in future.
Anything for a Date: Interactive CYOA Caption
I've been cooking this one up for a while. Not quite as impressive or expansive as many others of this genre, given that I got my start contributing to CYOA stories, it only makes sense to integrate that into my captions. And for this one, I've got six options to choose from. What would you do for a date with the girl of your dreams? Without further ado, enjoy!
Choice 1: Edgy

Choice 2: Studious
Choice 3: Graceful
Choice 4: Cute
Choice 5: Sporty
Choice 6: Ditzy
Festive Scavenger Hunt
An idea of my own that I came up with after finding the photo, and it just screamed of the type of caption that totalditz would make, so I tried to make the type of caption that they would make!
Jealousy
A trading cap for myother12 over at the Haven, which I uploaded with this description:
"A bit of a quickie, but the picture was screaming to be capped and it felt appropriate with your preferences."
Are You Ready For Some Football?
Stretching the premise of this being a cap for CourtneyCaptisa's TG Thanksgiving contest, but football is as much a part of Thanksgiving as turkey and I mentioned the holiday, so that ought to be enough. Regardless, even if it's disqualified, I had fun writing it, which is what counts, right?
Wasn't Her Type
Dennis, they're lesbians.
Check out my Tumblr, which seems like a bad idea given their track record with "adult content" but we'll see how that goes: https://www.tumblr.com/vthunder42
Only When It Was Funny
I wanted to get an Easter caption done and I was hoping for a more traditional bunny, but unfortunately, writer's block is back with a vengeance and none of the images I found sparked anything. Except this one. Go figure. So I did a little quickie for the upcoming holiday, hope you enjoy it!
Pals vs. Gals
A special Valentine's Day caption harkening back to classic trash reality TV, inspired somewhat by Courtney Captisa and our Bro-Fishing collab. Also, was going to call the show "Bros vs. Hoes" but I figured that a network wouldn't actually use that name and wanted to stay true to the concept. (Also, like always if any other captioneers want to play with any of the "universes" that I create, have at it! I love seeing alternate takes on my ideas.)
Also, today marks three years to the day that I wrote/published "A Mixed-Up Valentine's Day" which was the direct corollary to me becoming a TG captioneer, so happy anniversary to me!No Lies... Nearly
Kept it a little ambiguous as to whether this a brother/sister thing or a boyfriend/girlfriend thing, but I think it's more fun that way, since you get to decide what the relationship between these characters is.
Care To Explain?
RIP to these gals but I'm different. If I had a friend with a tendency to piss off a witch I would simply stop hanging out with him.
Always Read The Wash Instructions
Or don't, whichever you'd prefer.
In between the recent string of trading caps, I found some images on Tumblr that I wanted to try writing quickie captions for. Enjoy the first one!
Miss-Taken Identity (Finale)
Well, that's a wrap folks! I'd like to give a hearty thanks to everyone who enjoyed this particular series and hope the ending is as satisfying to read as it was to write. Initially it was just the first caption that was going to be the finale but I felt that Sophie's parents deserved a little bit of revenge and happened to have a perfectly suitable photo for it, so I took the story to the natural conclusion. My only regret is that there are more photos of the individual models alone than together so I wasn't able to show Sophie in either of these, but that's what happens when one uses pics of models from a decade ago.
Miss-Taken Identity (Part 2 & 3)
Strip Blackjack
This would have been so much easier to write if they'd been playing poker in the image... But since they weren't I decided to go with it, although I don't know if "strip blackjack" is even a thing.
And Twins!
Anybody else remember those Coors Light commercials with the twins? I
wasn't old enough to drink when those ads came out, but I really enjoy
the song anyway. Happy Superb Owl Sunday to all who celebrate it!
And since I'm referencing a song technically, I'll copy another TG captioner and put the video down here!
























