Is It Okay If I Touch You?

 Ripped from the headlines! At least it was when I was seeing TikToks about this probably a few months or so ago! Seems like a silly thing to do on the one hand, but seems even sillier to get offended by it, right? Also, this is one where I don't come right out and say that there's any TG shenanigans going on, but I think I've implied it in this better than I usually do.

Also, bet you thought it would be a month before i posted another cap! April Fools! (That being said, this covers me on my goal of one cap per month and now I don't technically have to post another for 30 days so take that writer's block!)

 

A Boy In Your Bonnet

 Sometimes all I have is a title.

Also, yeah I know it's been a lot longer than three days, and I've only got this cap to offer, but I have risen indeed.

 

The Most Important Reason

 

Jealousy

 A trading cap for myother12 over at the Haven, which I uploaded with this description:

 "A bit of a quickie, but the picture was screaming to be capped and it felt appropriate with your preferences."

 

Fifties Fugitives

 A classic premise, one I'm sure has been done hundreds of times. But now it's my turn!

 

Dress Code

With summer approaching, men are facing their most fearsome adversary of the year, having to wear pants in sweltering temperatures. Of course, the dress code only says how long the skirts have to be, not who is allowed to wear them...

Where There's Estrocola There's Hospitality

A quickie Estrocola cap that pretty much came to me the moment I saw the original image. Ah, the halcyon days of college pranks... Also a continuing entry in my quest to use every single Coca-Cola slogan of all time!

 

The Family Portrait (Parts 4 & 5)

Sometimes I write captions and then forget to attach them to the images and forget about them. This is one of those times. There might be another part after this one, but it'll probably just be wrap-up if I manage to get the inspiration bug for it. Thank god for models having big portfolios cause this one had a dearth of images to choose from for all manner of scenarios. (See the previous ones under the cut!)

 

 

Always Read The Wash Instructions

Or don't, whichever you'd prefer.

In between the recent string of trading caps, I found some images on Tumblr that I wanted to try writing quickie captions for. Enjoy the first one!

The Same Two Guys We've Always Been

Managed to squeeze out a caption for the June contest over at Rachel's Haven which was "Reality Shift At The Pool" and while I did technically make this the hot tub, you can see the pool in the background of the image, so it still counts!

 

The Family Portrait (Part 3)

 And a third entry! I've recently figured out the name of the model that I've been using as the protagonist, so we might see some more in the future! Also, any similarities to Emily TG's "Becoming Tiffany" series are purely coincidental, ;)

The Family Portrait (Part 2)

 Another sequel, although I think I've been asked before to expand on this story a bit. Probably not in the way anyone expected, but I just write 'em how they come to me!

The Greatest Gift of All

 Let's see, thus far we have a feminized for a job and a magic transformation, how about a good old fashioned crossdressed as punishment cap for Christmas?

 

Morning, Princess!

 I will admit, the basic idea of this one came from half-remembering an old SteffiMarieChen caption, but I think I put my own spin on it!

You Don't Like It?

Two days of caps in a row? Its a Mother's Day Miracle! (Also, I know some of you don't like the darker ones, but there was just something about the image that felt sinister to me, so I went with the vibe I got)

Mother-To-Be

In honor of my first Mother's Day as a TG captioneer, how about two days of mother-themed caps?

 

Woman's Work

 Another adaptation of a story of another, this time Jennifer White's excellent story "Back to School - Woman's Work"

 

The Forbidden City

 

Cities like this are forbidden for a reason, after all.

 

 

Radish Cure

 

Brave the Cold

 They do revenge is a dish best served cold... and it is very cold... in Fall! (I know this is sort of out of season but I saw the picture and got a Fall vibe from it)