Decided to do a one-sided conversation in this one, maybe a bit too expository, but I wanted to try something different. Enjoy!
Marching Band Geek
After last week's Canva experiment, decided to try making a caption inside it. It was... interesting, slightly easier than using Paint.NET but also harder in certain respects. We'll see how this goes in future.
Payphone
Made this one a while back, again no resemblance to the Maroon 5 song of the same name, but I figured I'd post it after making Driver's License as a funny bit of pop song similarity.
Royal Replacement
Not quite back, this is a mostly finished cap I've had lying around for a while, but I got the bug to finally finish it!
The Natural (or Team Morale)
Another one where the TG is implied, (Man, I really take it for granted, huh?) but I think it comes across. And what do you think the "Team Morale Expert" does? I think she'll still be playing with a bat and at least two balls, don't you think?
Are You Sure?
Inspired by Dee's newest caps, I decided to cap the first photo that caught my fancy on one of the aggregate sites. And this is it!
Is It Okay If I Touch You?
Ripped from the headlines! At least it was when I was seeing TikToks about this probably a few months or so ago! Seems like a silly thing to do on the one hand, but seems even sillier to get offended by it, right? Also, this is one where I don't come right out and say that there's any TG shenanigans going on, but I think I've implied it in this better than I usually do.
Also, bet you thought it would be a month before i posted another cap! April Fools! (That being said, this covers me on my goal of one cap per month and now I don't technically have to post another for 30 days so take that writer's block!)
A Boy In Your Bonnet
Sometimes all I have is a title.
Also, yeah I know it's been a lot longer than three days, and I've only got this cap to offer, but I have risen indeed.
Anything for a Date: Interactive CYOA Caption
I've been cooking this one up for a while. Not quite as impressive or expansive as many others of this genre, given that I got my start contributing to CYOA stories, it only makes sense to integrate that into my captions. And for this one, I've got six options to choose from. What would you do for a date with the girl of your dreams? Without further ado, enjoy!
Choice 1: Edgy

Choice 2: Studious
Choice 3: Graceful
Choice 4: Cute
Choice 5: Sporty
Choice 6: Ditzy
Elf Improvement (A Mallbrats Caption)
Got this as a suggestion when I sourced some Christmas cap ideas and decided to tie it into Mallbrats (maybe the South Parks Mall might become its own universe?)
Festive Scavenger Hunt
An idea of my own that I came up with after finding the photo, and it just screamed of the type of caption that totalditz would make, so I tried to make the type of caption that they would make!
























