If You Let Your Girlfriend Feminize You...

Is It Okay If I Touch You?

 Ripped from the headlines! At least it was when I was seeing TikToks about this probably a few months or so ago! Seems like a silly thing to do on the one hand, but seems even sillier to get offended by it, right? Also, this is one where I don't come right out and say that there's any TG shenanigans going on, but I think I've implied it in this better than I usually do.

Also, bet you thought it would be a month before i posted another cap! April Fools! (That being said, this covers me on my goal of one cap per month and now I don't technically have to post another for 30 days so take that writer's block!)

 

A Boy In Your Bonnet

 Sometimes all I have is a title.

Also, yeah I know it's been a lot longer than three days, and I've only got this cap to offer, but I have risen indeed.

 

The Most Important Reason

 

Curiosity

 

Anything for a Date: Interactive CYOA Caption

I've been cooking this one up for a while. Not quite as impressive or expansive as many others of this genre, given that I got my start contributing to CYOA stories, it only makes sense to integrate that into my captions. And for this one, I've got six options to choose from. What would you do for a date with the girl of your dreams? Without further ado, enjoy!

 Choice 1: Edgy

Choice 2: Studious

Choice 3: Graceful

Choice 4: Cute

Choice 5: Sporty

Choice 6: Ditzy

Elf Improvement (A Mallbrats Caption)

Got this as a suggestion when I sourced some Christmas cap ideas and decided to tie it into Mallbrats (maybe the South Parks Mall might become its own universe?)

New Story: Home for Christmas & Some Musings

Three and a half years ago, just about when I finished writing the first entry in the "Mixed-Up" series, "A Mixed-Up Valentine's Day" I started keeping notes for other stories I wanted to write. Some were sequels, some were standalones, and some were for particular holidays. I've had a Christmas story on the backburner for a long time, but I never quite felt comfortable releasing it until now, because I finally worked out the story. I'm sure you don't want a long prologue, so I'll share with you the links to other places you can read the story, and then I'll throw my commentary after it. Enjoy!

Home for Christmas at TGStorytime

Home for Christmas at Fictionmania

Home for Christmas at ScribbleHub

Home for Christmas at DeviantArt

Your Aunt's Favorites

 A suggestion from when I asked for some Christmas caption ideas. Hope you like it!

 

Festive Scavenger Hunt

An idea of my own that I came up with after finding the photo, and it just screamed of the type of caption that totalditz would make, so I tried to make the type of caption that they would make!

 

Famous Last Words: Just A Trim

 Anybody remember the motivational memes? Am I that old? Anyway, SteffiMarieChen used to do these a lot and I recalled that when I saw this picture but could only get two lines of a cap to come to me, so rather than my normal quickie, it's this! Hope you enjoy!

 

Jealousy

 A trading cap for myother12 over at the Haven, which I uploaded with this description:

 "A bit of a quickie, but the picture was screaming to be capped and it felt appropriate with your preferences."

 

Are You Ready For Some Football?

Stretching the premise of this being a cap for CourtneyCaptisa's TG Thanksgiving contest, but football is as much a part of Thanksgiving as turkey and I mentioned the holiday, so that ought to be enough. Regardless, even if it's disqualified, I had fun writing it, which is what counts, right?

 

Trailer Trash

 Bit of a long one, I hope it's still readable. If not, I always put the text in the description on DeviantArt.

Moral Support: A vanillathunder Short Story

 How far would you go for a friend?